Data Wars. They are so so ugly. The mere idea that the major telecommunications companies have put upper limits on monthly data usage makes me think they are determined to undermine the very last shred of decency that many families are clinging to. I mean really. Share data with temper tantruming toddlers, insatiable pre teens who cannot get enough online video game play and despondent teenagers who have discovered binge watching shows on Netflix and husbands who have discovered streaming sports from around the globe. As per usual, Mom’s are left with the leftovers. You know, oh, 4 Mb of data to search up recipes, creative ways to get kids off of electronics and how early is too early for vodka shooters.
Enter today’s deal. BitBlock Systems Inc. will come to your house and analyze your Internet and Phone needs and set you up with unbeatable products to improve your online experience. They even have plans with no data limits so everybody can binge watch, play, listen and otherwise enjoy living in an electronic coma. Enjoy.